Fun Rock & Roll Facts, Part III: Steve Perry

steveDid you know…

…that he suffers from “lethologica”, the bizarre affliction which describes the state of never being able to remember the word you want to say?

…that he has over one hundred vocal sounds, while his dog Sherri only possesses a mere ten?

…that Steve’s urine, since birth, has glowed a bright tangerine color?

…that he once injected Nutmeg at Christmas and almost died?

…that, like the tiny fire ant of South Africa, Steve always falls over on his right side when intoxicated?

…that he was recognized recently (2006) by the Dykema Corperation for being the first person to discover that rubber bands last longer when refrigerated?

…that his left eye is, in fact, larger in diameter than his brain?

…that due to a “special” odor his lungs produce while asleep he swallows an average of 14 dung beetles each night?

…that after an afternoon of drinking with his brothers, Steve accidentally urinated through his tights while swordfighting Michael Redgrave?

…that Steve’s brother, Shaun Ellis Perry, has recently spent 18 months living in captivity with a trio of wolf pups that had been abandoned by their mother at birth, educating them as wild wolves in the hope that they could survive in the wild?

Tomorrow it’s back to the list, but stay tuned for the final installment of Fun Rock and Roll Facts, publishing Wednesday 5th!