Reason #429 Why The ’80’s Didn’t Suck: Funkytown
I know what you’re thinking, but no, Funkytown did not come out in the ’70’s, it was 1980. It should’ve come out in the ’70’s though, probably right around, oh, 1976 or so. But it didn’t, so it belongs to me and my generation, not those hippies from the ’70’s. Mine own. My prrrreeeeeccioooouuusssssssss! It is a glorious pop single but only listenable in all of its 7 minutes and fifty-one second version. The shorter one, well, what’s the point?
I may not always want to go to Funkytown, but when I gets the urge….